AAP Ka Kya Hoga?

AS coincidences go, the day AAP was trying to work out a “stalled decision” on forming Delhi government, television was showing 1986 Hindi flick ‘Ek Ruka Hua Faisla (ERHF)’ – a Bollywood remake of 1957 Hollywood classic ‘12 Angry Men’.

The echo of similarity between AAP’s exercise and the movie’s title was not the end of the coincidence however. If one was about crowdsourcing democracy, the other was about crowdsourcing justice. Now I have not seen the Hollywood original and am told that the Bollywood copy was only a poor cousin. More significantly, India does not have a jury system so the idea itself is a little out of place. But this post is not about a movie review.

The sum and substance of ERHF was a caricature. Of what happens when a crowd or a mob is made the decider of destinies.

For those who have not seen the movie, ERHF is centred on a verdict that needs a unanimous approval of a jury. The court has found a young man guilty of his father’s murder and slapped a death sentence. The jury – a dozen men who are a hodgepodge of varying degrees of temperaments, motivations, prejudices, and flippancy – has to iron out their differences and make a choice which would mean life and death for the convict.

The film is a commentary on consensus building by a group and proves the adage ‘too-many-cooks-spoil-the-broth’ rather apt. Most of the jury conclusions are based on assumptions and speculation, not facts. The proceedings amount to a mis-trial looked at from a legal eye.

Now I come to my point.

Arvind Kejriwal swore on his children that he would not take or give support to Congress or BJP. Now following a crowdsourced decision he is set to be Delhi Chief Minister. Kejriwal and his party have made a decision – or rather cooked one – for which they would pay through their nose as soon as the summer of 2014.

Like the jury in ERHF, AAP’s decision might be based on assumptions and speculation that do not go well with hard politics. For one, Congress has bared its fangs even before the oath taking. So for all practical purposes, Kejriwal can forget about any honeymoon period. Two, post results analysis, pollsters are clearly of the opinion that much of AAP’s vote was a snatch from an ill-prepared BJP’s kitty. Come 2014 and a Modi BJP would not be the same entity as a Harshvardhan BJP. Three, Delhi saw over two years of AAP activism, including its IAC avatar, prior to elections, which is not the case in rest of the country. Four, after Delhi government, effectively there are no personalities left to fan out across the country to work the AAP magic.

Am still not writing AAP’s epitaph. But the party might already have seen its best.

Devyani And The Maid: Thousands Years Hence.

IT so happens that not for the first time a woman named Devyani has landed in trouble due to her maid servant. For those who have read Girish Karnad’s play Yayati, it would immediately strike what I mean.

For those who have not, here goes the myth of Devyani.

Thousands of years ago there was a girl called Devyani, daughter of chief priest of demons (Asuras) sage Sukracharya. She was friends with princess Sharmishtha, daughter of demon king Vrishparva. One day while on a forest trip an altercation between the two led to Devyani being thrown into a well by the princess. The damsel in distress was rescued by a king named Yayati who was passing by, and obviously had to fall in love. But she won’t go home till justice was done to her which was short change for an angry guru Shukracharya to wrest from minion Vrishparva. As her comeuppance Sharmishtha was made Devyani’s maid!

The changed roles however did not affect Devyani’s fate. She had to suffer at the hands of the maid, this time with Yayati falling in love with Sharmishtha, and having three sons with her. Devyani had to again fall back on the wrath-making powers of her sage father. Yayati was condemned to turn old in his youth and rest as they say is mythological history.

Thousands years hence, diplomat Devyani is in a soup because her maid got ideas to attain American citizenship (Yayati's love?) and in the process get her boss thrown in jail. Shukracharya’s (India’s) ire is being tested again!

LoL